"Sorry, I've got no energy to tie you to the whipping post."
That's what I said after a hard day at the supermarkets.
"You'll have to punish YOURself, no need to boast.
The clamps and zip-ties are in your set of drawers."
Just getting there had its lows,
with my Hollywood hairstyle all askew -
the wind gusting through the truck's open windows.
I entered a store looking like a shrew.
The produce at the first store was mouldy and soggy.
The prices obscene; the staff were friendly.
The aisles were clean and some shelves were empty.
The meat stank of manure, cheap steaks were 35 bucks.
The cheese was on sale, if you like the blue growth.
The yogurt, out of date a month ago, but
Tortillas were even older and tough to the touch.
The staff were friendly, though.
A short wait for a cashier
who evidently was deafened since last week.
She was friendly enough, though.
Just emotionally distant.
The second store is for the well-to-do,
So prices are hilariously over the top.
A pint of Mexican strawberries only 9.99
A sterling silver steak at 72 bucks!
All of the stores are hugely large.
So much walking is involved,
that I don't have to exercise at home.
And that's a saving grace.
At home, the putting away begins,
And ends about an hour later,
with chickens bagged and frozen.
And everything in its place.
"So no, honey,
Not in the mood to rhyme this song.
I'm just too tired to treat you hard tonight.
You go on and amuse yourself, oh, and
Sweetie? Can you peel me a grape?"
©Ellen Pepper 2026